Bienvenidos al Rincón de la Pluma

Queridos lectores:
Bienvenidos al rincón de la pluma, en el que yo (Julio San Román) colgaré mis historias y fantasías de vez en cuando.
Espero que disfrutéis de mis escritos.
Atentamente,
Persépolis

domingo, 9 de diciembre de 2012


Two magicians and one crime.
Drury Lane is a street in the zone of Covert Garden in London, between High Holborn and Aldwych. This story happened in the  century, in 1881. In Drury Lane was situated the Royal Theatre. At four o´clock, there was a spectacle of escapism in the Royal Theatre. The escapist who presents the spectacle was called John Padlock. The crew wasn´t very proud of him because in the same theatre, but in the night´s timetable, there was an illusionist called Parinelli, who was the most famous illusionist in London. Nobody stayed until the end of Padlock´s spectacle. He was so angry because of that, so a journalist published in a newspaper that Padlock said he will kill Parinelli.
Dorian Spoor, a private detective, was in his house of Fleet Street. Miraculously, it was a shiny day in London, as usually. A young lady knocked at the door. Spoor went into the door and looked at the young woman. She was tall, but no more than Spoor, she had honey coloured eyes and hair. They went into the house and went into the living room, where there was a woman called Aylin Adams. She was as tall as the young lady, but she had brown hair. A great difference was that Aylin was wearing trousers that in that time it was inappropriate. The young lady started speaking:
 -Are you the famous detective, Dorian Spoor?-Spoor nodded, and then the lady continued-I´m Katherine Jonson, the assistant of Parinelli. I´m frighten because Parinelli has received a letter of a murderer. He´s in great danger, but he doesn´t believe that. And may be the murderer is a magician who was in love with me, but I prefer Parinelli                                                                     -Ok-said Spoor- Tonight we´re going to go to the theatre and at the end of the spectacle, we will see that letter.
That night, Spoor and Aylin went to the theatre. They sat in the stall and they were waiting while the people were arriving when suddenly, they heard a scream. All the people stayed quiet and Spoor ran to Parinelli´s dressing room. He knew that something was wrong there. When he arrived there, he saw a blood´s road going toward the window. In the room was Katherine in a chair. She was pale. Spoor said to Aylin that she should give to Katherine a cup of tea. They went out of the room and Spoor stayed alone.  He looked at the things in the table. He saw that all the things were in the correct order except one thing: a pen. There was also a paper that was broken in the corner. Then he looked around the room. Parinelli seemed to be a great person and had no enemies. He saw a box and he opened it. In the interior, that was covered with leather, there was a big red stain; it seemed to be a blood stain.
Meanwhile, Aylin was asking questions to Katherine: “I was in my dressing room when a man came with a piece of paper for me. I read what put in the paper and it put “Help”, so I went to his dressing room and I found the blood road.” In the letter, Parinelli didn´t seem nervous, only in one script was different. At that moment, the inspector Wiliam Dumbar came into the room. He knew that Parinelli had disappeared and he wanted to ask Katherine some questions. Aylin said that she could answer all his questions, but the inspector didn´t let her answer. He wanted Katherine to answer all the questions. Katherine was still pale. Spoor entered in the room. He saw the inspector and said to him:
-You have arrived on time as always.
 Then he started to make Katherine questions:
-How was he physically?                                                                                                                                       -I don´t know, his face was covered by a mask; he burnt his face in one of his tricks. But I know he had long hair.                                                                                                                                                     -I´ve read in the newspaper that John Padlock wanted to kill him.
The inspector said that John Padlock couldn´t kill Parinelli because he had been all the day in the police station because he was drunk and he made bad things. Suddenly, Spoor asked to the inspector to bring Padlock to the theatre. One hour later, they were together in the theatre. Spoor started speaking:
-This has been an easy-going case. It´s obvious that the murderer is John Padlock. But why? He has killed himself, because he was Parinelli. I think he needed some money so he start doing illusionism tricks but with other identity. Unfortunately, this other identity was more successful than the other and Katherine went with Parinelli so he was out of control and he decided to wipe out Parinelli. And I knew that because in the letter, Parinelli isn´t nervous, but a script was wrong, because Parinelli and Padlock didn´t had the same handwriting so copying a handwriting it´s too difficult. And we didn´t knew Parinelli was you because he had the face covered by a mask. The long hair was only a wig. And for the blood´s road you only need a paint bucket.
At the end, Padlock went to prison and Aylin and Spoor went to their house walking because at that time there weren´t underground or buses. They saw a flock of birds and Aylin said:
-Do you know? Perhaps I´ll take a grateful gap year. Cases cause me pain in toes-she said, and she winked her eye.-While I was out, I rely on you to don´t smash anything-she said gesticulating.
-Is it compulsory to don´t smash anything?
-You look like a child, Spoore.-And they arrived at home in a sunny day in London.

Pillado Infraganti

Pringado se morrea con una sandía.

Durante mucho tiempo hemos sabido de este personaje sospechoso. Los que lo han visto, han afirmado que les entraba ganas de llorar, pero no del miedo, sino de la risa.
Por fin hoy le hemos pillado. En el gimnasio del instituto privado de Villa... (Lo dejamos en incógnito), detrás de una colchoneta, estaba besándose con una sandía, a la que según los testigos, la llamaban Clarise. La sandía llevaba como peinado una fregona del comedor del instituto.
El pringado fue arrestado por el profesor de educación física, que le ha conducido hasta el despacho del director. Se le acusa de tres delitos graves, entre los que se encuentran seducción en recintos escolares, robo de fregona y allanamiento de morada, no, porque la pared del gimnasio es verde, lo que se remonta a allanamiento de verde en horario no lectivo y será condenado a tres meses de servicios a la comunidad en el comedor, repartiendo servilletas, sirviendo leche y al cuidado de los consumidores de la comida (si a lo que sirven en el instituto se le puede llamar comida), por no hablar de una merecida expulsión durante quince minutos del recinto escolar.
En lo referente a la sandía, se ha fugado, no sabemos cómo, ya que las autoridades  no nos quieren informar de nada. Pero aun así les mantendremos informados a lo largo de la semana. Tengan cuidado, una sandía morreadora anda suelta. Frecuenta fruterías, piscinas públicas y diferentes casas y restaurantes en verano, por no hablar de su esencial potencial de seducción cuando te enseña “la raja”, porque está muy buena.
Pese a las diferentes torturas a las que han sometido al pringado, como hacerle cosquillas en los pies y demás, no han conseguido sonsacarle nada. Sólo cuando le han amenazado con quitarle las consolas y las películas de Star Wars, ha dicho: “se encuentra en el frutero”. Las autoridades siguen pensando en si puede ser un mensaje en clave o si puede ser otro idioma o algún lugar en el que Clarise, la sandía, se encuentra. En este caso, se encuentra el misterio, la trama, y a la vez la pregunta. “Pero, ¿tú eres tonto?”. Con estas palabras damos fin a este hecho del cual, repito, les estaremos informando durante toda la semana.

Artículo escrito por: Autor anónimo alias “El desconocido”.